5-Time Vaccine Champ Rochelle Walensky Took Paxlovid And Got Covid Again

Real. There’s nothing insightful in this post. I’m only writing this because it’s kinda funny.

Rochelle Walensky, the Criminal in Chief of the Center for Disinformation Control (CDC) came down with Covid-19 again. But this time it’s “rebound Covid.” She is still “self-isolating” at home with mild symptoms. Maybe she should make that a habit. I presume that she is holed up somewhere far away from sunlight with a gas mask on, scheming about how she can resurrect the pandemic. Truth is, I have no ill will towards her but I do think she has ill will towards people who want medical freedom and autonomy. Anyway, I have an honest question for all these Covid-19 tyrants: Why don’t you all self-isolate somewhere deep beneath the Earth for the next several years and leave everyone alone?

The heavily jabbed bureaucrat Walensky originally tested positive for the wildly famous illness (will it get a star in Hollywood?) over a week ago. Back then, she also had mild symptoms. Apparently, her first instinct after testing positive was to show her support for Pfizer, which is evidently one of her favorite vaccine companies. Pfizer is the producer of Paxlovid, an antiviral pill for Covid-19 that doesn’t actually cure the disease. But naturally, Walensky doesn’t care about all that, she’s a loyal Pfizer stooge. She chose to take Paxlovid in lieu of warm tea, vitamin C, vitamin D, and Zinc. She chose Paxlovid instead of Hydroxychloroquine, Azithromycin, Ivermectin and other helpful medications that censored and banned doctors have recommended for Covid.

She's thinking: How did this happen?

I wonder if Walensky was aware, before taking Paxlovid, that one of the “side” effects of the drug is Covid-19. Yes, that’s right. One of the issues with Paxlovid is that some people end up getting Covid-19 after taking it. I think she knew that. But she loves Pfizer so much that she had to ignore that fact. Paxlovid-induced Covid is called "Rebound Covid." That's what people in lab coats and suits say it is. So I guess that's what it is. There’s so much Covid! There’s the OG version, the Delta variant, multiple Omicron variants, long Covid, and Rebound Covid. There’s a lot to choose from. And you know what, Walensky has done a lot of choosing lately. She's such a greedy woman. She chose 2 shots, 2 boosters, and 1 bivalent booster. She also chose Paxlovid. What do you think she will choose next? Is there anything else that the pharma enthusiast can try?