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The Albert Bourla thing is literally a dark comedy. A shady and corrupt CEO allegedly gets injected with his own useless "medicine" multiple times. He still gets sick because it doesn't actually do anything. Then he takes another one of his products to do what the first one was supposed to do. All the while, he thinks that he's successfully promoting his business, when he's really just making himself look like a money-grubbing, drug-addicted clown.
If someone were to make a movie poking fun at the pharmaceutical industry, it would go something like this:
An evil and greedy CEO (Albert Bourla) would maniacally promote his sketchy vaccine product so that he could make billions of dollars.
He would convince the government to give him tons of funding in advance to ensure he makes money even if his shitty product doesn’t ultimately turn a profit.
He would tell everyone that it’s 100% effective at preventing a particular virus and that if they don’t get it, then they’re bad people. Also, they may die.
He would beg regulatory agencies (the FDA) to rush the drug through clinical trials and skip safety tests because he needs to cash out fast.
He would appear on the news regularly to discuss how incredible the drug is. He would pat himself on the back for coming up with such an incredible drug.
He would claim that it could address every possible version of the virus. (It can't)
When it gets released to the market, he would take multiple doses of his own vaccine to show just how much he loves his own product.
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