Part 2 of 2
He would get sick with the same virus that he made the product to prevent.
He would unironically tell the entire world that his product protected him even though he got sick.
He would then take a new pill that his company had just developed to fight the illness that the vaccine was supposed to prevent, to REALLY show how great all his products are.
The whole world sees through the fraud and calls him a snake oil salesman. The entire world makes fun of him. Even late night shows clown the shit out of him.
He gets furious at being mocked. He decides to try stand-up comedy to get revenge against the "haters."
He gets on stage for his first show and then jokes about how his drugs are actually still the best drugs and that they were in fact so good that he just had to try all of them. Hahahaha. (Nobody laughs)
Everyone would boo him and tell him to fuck off. They would then throw tomatoes at him with stickers of his drug company on them.
He would stare angrily at the audience and say "Oh yeah? I’ll vaccinate myself right now in front of all of you assholes! I’ll show you just how great my medicine is!"
The crowd gasps in shock.
With a crazed look in his eyes, he pulls a vial out of his pocket and self-administers a fifth dose of his vax.
He immediately goes into cardiac arrest. He dies.
The crowd is shocked and horrified. Some club-goers frantically run to the exits. Others call 911.
Every attendee is subsequently visited by secret government agents and threatened with prison or death if they say anything about what happened.
The mainstream media reports that the CEO died of natural causes while giving a lecture on public health.
The End
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